Must Have Krispy Kremes...
Okay people, don't ask any questions, just do as I say.
Go to your nearest Krispy Kreme franchise, or the nearest store that sells delicious, delicious SOUTHERN Krispy Kreme doughnuts...
http://www.krispykreme.com/storelocator.html
...and buy a dozen or so. Pick up a gallon of milk and some Fuck Starbucks coffee, too. DO NOT!!!!!!!!!. I repeat, DO NOT !!!!!! purchase any type of doughnut other than Krispy Kreme!!!!!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND, PYLE??!!!???!!!
You have received your orders. Check back frequently for further orders. We are on the verge of war. Be prepared.
posted by The Dixie Butcher at 11:35 AM
5 Comments:
Mmmmm. Hot out of the grease trough.
Did you know you can microwave the grocery store boxed versions to achieve the same effect? Give them about 9-12 seconds and you're good to go. Just make Cecil wear one of them paper hats and it'll seem just like you're back on Ponce in ATL, post gig, 2:30 some wacky morning. Couple of big dogs instead of winos to snort and snuffle alongside. Sorry I missed you.
Heh.
Oh hell yeah, the microwave revives them fine.
Nails the Cat, a/k/a Muchacho, Moochie, and usually The Moochador loves Krispy Kremes above all things. I don't know if it's the yeast that attracts him or what, but you have to hide the doughnuts from The Moochador.
Krispy Kreme is the devil.
Hey. Drunken dogfucks make good cake-style donuts, and the coffee is good. A buddy of mine returned from a 50 day expedition in Pakistan, on the Baltoro Glacier. When he returned finally to "civilization" to Islamabad, his highpoint was going into Dunkin' Donuts. Even bad American donut conglomerates are better than the alternative; i.e., Sharia.
True dat that no one fries dough like KK. Word
Pudwallop? I'm clearly out of some critical loop here.
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